Old Age :
SIGNS OF WEAR
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Pick
one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
"OLD" IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by
"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any
"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
"OLD" IS WHEN... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
This isn't about me by the way.