You know you're getting old when...

First something else....I have been awarded again!! That's the second time in 2 weeks time wow. I got the award of the lovely fellow lady blogger Diane who has a blog called Much of a muchness. Her blog Started as "random thoughts and musings" on life but grew to making handmade books with the occasional excursion 'off piste' into the world of calligraphy and photography.

Thanks Diane

Old Age :

SIGNS OF WEAR

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Pick
one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by
the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any
fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

This isn't about me by the way.