While eating out with some friends in a restaurant, women will call each other by their real name. Men however will call each other names like Scrappy, Butt-head or Godzilla. After dinner when the bill has to be paid, the men will all throw a $ 20 note on the table, even if it's only $ 25 to pay. And none will actually admit they want change back.
The women however will get the calculator out.
Where shopping is concerned, a man will pay $2 for an item he wants that only costs $1. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t need.
In the bathroom, men have toothpaste, a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
Women have an average of 337 items in the bathroom. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Women worry a lot about the future untill they get married. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change but she does.
The only times a man will dress up is for either a wedding or a funeral, while women dress up to go shopping, water the plants or to answer the phone.
When men wake up in the morning, they still look the same as when they went to bed. A women however seems to deteriorate during the night.
Thank God we're different. It would be too boring if we all were the same, wouldn't it?