Wednesday, 3 October 2007

Unanswered questions

You know those questions usually kids come up with? The ones you can't really answer?
Like : Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Here are some questions that I don't know the answer to. Some I asked myself, some come from friends. Feel free to answer if you know the answer.

- Can you cry underwater?

- Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

- If the police breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

- If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

- Why is the show called "unsolved mysteries"? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries?

- In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

- You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with no Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

- How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?

- Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

- How does Edward scissorhands wipe his butt?

- Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

- If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

- If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

- How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?

- Why do you have to pay a toll on "freeways"?


Moi said...

Perhaps you'll answer to MY €1,000 (highest than the US$, eh-eh I'm a marketer, after all...) question:
While I understand why his wife loves him so much, I don't understand why Homer Simpson is so... STUPID ;-)

Rudi said...

Maybe he has Belgian roots?


Nellioness said...

Creative post Rudi, full of really tricky questions... ;)

Hmm... Let me answer on the first one.

I think humans can't cry underwater, because when we cry we usually are gasping for air. I think gasping for air underwater is not a good thing for us, right? ;))

Rudi said...

Hmmm good point Nelli :P

insanity-suits-me (Dawn) said...

Hey Rudi... I'd like some answers too! Especially the one about owning land! LOL