I got this email from a friend and I thought it was quite funny.
Should children witness child birth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he
could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed
and pushed and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
in the first place......... smack him again".